i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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