i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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