dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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