i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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