And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
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