I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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