did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
True college students do jello shots in the library
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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