Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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