So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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