weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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