i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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