you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
May the power of my ass compel you!!
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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