Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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