I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Randomize
