and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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