I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
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She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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