dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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