i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
