im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
only if we run a train.
done.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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