Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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