I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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