After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
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he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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