shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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