he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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