just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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