she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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