Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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