Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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