Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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