Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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