My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You were trust falling into bushes
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