He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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