Sry I called you an 8
We won't sleep together?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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