covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
my poor anus
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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