You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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