I think I just saw someone hide a body.
that's an acceptable place to lick
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
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What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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