i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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