Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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