dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Let's paint friendship bongs
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
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You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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