All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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