I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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