Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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