At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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