PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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