Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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