i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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