His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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