I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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