what if I'm pregnant?
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32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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