So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
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do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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