he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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