found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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