Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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