I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize