Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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