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• (415): View more from California

  mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.

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• (518): View more from New York

  when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'

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  i pity the fetus.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.

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• (845): View more from New York

  My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won

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