they're staring at me
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
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We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work