Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.