ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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