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• (303): View more from Colorado

  My liver just broke up with me...

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• (786): View more from Florida

  my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao

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• (518): View more from New York

  i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.

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  Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  He called his dick the "gentle giant"

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Still fucking the ballerina?

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  She can put her legs behind her head.

  (917): View more from New York City

  Enough said

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?

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