You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
this hospital has no fireball
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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